I wish people thought I was funny instead of attractive
said no one ever.
I couldn’t not reblog this.
We are adopting a yellow lab that has a face that looks constantly high as fuck, and while he looks like a lovable idiot we are getting him because we can’t help but giggle every time we look at him.
Safe abortions have always been available to the rich, Dan. You simply want to deny them to the poor, and if you succeed, poor woman will be forced to get them anyway. They’ll be forced into the alleys with hangers, plungers and vacuum cleaners, risking death or mutilation. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you, Dan? You sadistic, elitist, sexist, racist, anti-humanist pig! Saturday Night Live 3x18
i think the weirdest thing about tumblr is how you can follow someone for a long time and learn their whole life story right down to their little quirks and in your head they’re almost like friends but to them you can be like just one notification on their dash every now and then and that’s it
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